Communism IV

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Communism IV

Postby Spartan Reaper1 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:35 am

A Russian is informing the KGB. “I think my neighbors have suspicious contact with the West.”
KGB agent: “How can you tell?”
Russian: “I hear them eating every night!”

Three Bulgarians - Hristo, Vladko and Gyorgi - were discussing the first thing they would do if they were ever freed of the communist yoke. Gyorgi said he would run to the border and kiss the ground – the earth of freedom.
Vladko said he would run and run and wouldn’t stop until he reached Paris. Then he would kiss the stones on the Champs Elysees.
Hristo sat silent. Thoughtful. Finally he was prodded…Hey Hristo, what would you do? Hristo answered. I would climb the nearest tree. Why would you do such a silly thing said Vladko. To which Hristo replied. It is the only way to avoid getting trampled to death.

Four dogs — Mexican, American, Polish, Russian — are discussing their lives. The Mexican dog says, “the servants used to leave meat out for me, but now I have to bark for it.”
The American dog says, “you have servants in Mexico?”
The Polish dog says, “they feed you meat?”
The Russian dog says, “they let you bark?”
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Reb Hot » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:37 am

go to hell
May Communism Live Forever!
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Spartan Reaper1 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:40 am

What's that.....more communism jokes....no problem.
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Spartan Reaper1 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:44 am

Three workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they’re in for. The first man says: “I was always ten minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage.” The second man says: “I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage.” The third man says: “I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a Western watch.”

A KGB officer is walking in the park and he sees and old Jewish man reading a book. The KGB says "What are you reading old man?" The old man says "I am trying to teach myself Hebrew." KGB says "Why are you trying to learn Hebrew? It takes years to get a visa for Israel. You would die before the paperwork got done." "I am learning Hebrew so that when I die and go to Heaven I will be able to speak to Abraham and Moses. Hebrew is the language they speak in Heaven." the old man replies. "But what if when you die you go to Hell?" asks KGB. And the old man replies, "Russian, I already know."

Q. "Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Crash » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:53 am

I think that I have a new favorite thread.
117 isn't a video game to me. It's a reason, It's a reflection of how every person can be. 117 isn't a video game icon to me. It's a determination, a marker of values that we all have and do not use.
117 isn't fake to me...it IS me.
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Spartan Reaper1 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:16 am

Hey look Reb new signatures!

May Communism Live Forever! So that there is no doubt Capitalism is Superior in Every Way!

May Communism Live Forever! So that this Thread May Live Forever!

May Communism Live Forever! To be proof that Communism heroically overcomes problems that do not exist in any other system!

Two friends are walking the winter streets of Moscow. It is 20 degrees below zero.
One says, “It’s unbearable.”
A KGB immediately apprehends him. “You are under arrest.”
“What for?”
“You just announced that the regime is unbearable.”
“What? I said that the cold is unbearable!”
“You lie. The cold is bearable. If anything’s unbearable, it’s the Communism.”

Q: What is very large, makes a lot of smoke and noise, takes down 20 L of gas per hour, and cuts an apple in 3?
A: The Russian machine to cut apples in four.

Q: What is luck?
A: To live in Communism.
Q: What is bad luck?
A: To have such luck.
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Reb Hot » Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:26 am

Fuck all of you! You can go fucking die!


Spartan go fuck yourself twice and burn in a firey hole!
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Crash » Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:43 pm

I thought they were hilarious. Bring on some more.
117 isn't a video game to me. It's a reason, It's a reflection of how every person can be. 117 isn't a video game icon to me. It's a determination, a marker of values that we all have and do not use.
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Re: Communism IV

Postby JokeMeister » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:19 pm

sweaty butt monkey is mad
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Re: Communism IV

Postby Crash » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:59 pm

Yes, yes he is. He seems to stay that way. Such is the way of communism.
117 isn't a video game to me. It's a reason, It's a reflection of how every person can be. 117 isn't a video game icon to me. It's a determination, a marker of values that we all have and do not use.
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